Who says experience means nothing?

The Presidential election was too close to call. Neither the Republican candidate nor the Democratic candidate had enough votes to win. There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things. The candidate that caught the most fish at the end of the week would win the election.

Therefore, it was decided that there should be an ice fishing contest between the two candidates to determine the winner.

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After much of back and forth discussion, it was decided that the contest take place on a remote frozen lake in northern Minnesota. There were to be no observers present, and both men were to be sent out separately on this isolated lake and return at 5 PM. with their catch for counting and verification by a team of neutral parties. At the end of the first day, Boudreaux. returned to the starting line and he had ten fish. Soon, Thibodeaux returned and had no fish. Well, everyone assumed he was just having another 'bad hair' day or something and hopefully, he would catch up the next day.

At the end of the 2nd day Boudreaux. came in with 20 fish and Thibodeaux came in again with none.

That evening, T-Boy got together secretly with Thibodeaux and said, 'Thibodeaux, I think Boudreaux. is a low-life, cheatin' son-of-a-gun. I want you to go out tomorrow and don't even bother with fishing. Just spy on him and see just how he is cheating.'

The next night (after Boudreaux. returns with 50 fish), T-Boy said to Thibodeaux, 'Well, tell me how is Boudreaux. cheating?'

Thibodeaux replied, T-Boy said, you're not going to believe this, but he's cutting holes in the ice.' May thats something!