"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent. "Well," replied Boudreaux, " there's my farm hand, Ned, who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.
The cook, Sera, has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.
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"That would be me," replied Boudreaux.
Submitted By Larry Arton Jeanerette, La


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