The break-up


Published/Last Modified on Tuesday, October 30, 2007 7:47 PM CDT

Boudreaux's wife told him last week, "We can't afford beer anymore and you will have to quit drinking."

Then Boudreaux looked at her last month's credit card bill.

$65.00 for make-up

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$150.00 for a color & cut

$30.00 for a manicure

$40.00 for a pedicure

$50.00 for vitamins

$300.00 for clothes

$125.00 for a tanning salon

And last but not least, $600.00 for a SPA membership.

So Boudreaux asked her, "Why do I have to give up stuff and you don't?"

She told him, "That's what I needed to look pretty for you."

Then Boudreaux told her, "That's basically what the beer is for."

I don't think she is coming back.

Submitted By Larry Arton Jeanerette

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