"Can you tackle?" asked the coach the first day of practice.
"Watch dis," Boudreaux told him, and proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. "Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?"
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"Great!" exclaimed the excited coach. "But can you pass a football?"
Boudreaux rolled his eyes, hesitated for a few seconds and replied, "Mais,
Coach," he said, "if I can swallow it I can probably pass it."
Submitted by Larry Arton, Jeanerette


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