Rose: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
Boudreaux: "Definitely not!"
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Boudreaux: "Of course I do."
Rose: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
Boudreaux "Okay, I'd get married again."
Rose: "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face).
Boudreaux: (Makes audible groan).
Rose: "Would you live in our house?"
Boudreaux: "Sure, it's a great house."
Rose: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
Boudreaux: "Where else would we sleep?"
Rose: "Would you let her drive my car?"
Boudreaux: "Probably, it is almost new."
Rose: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
Boudreaux: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
Rose: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
Boudreaux: "No, she's left-handed."
Rose: ... silence ...
Boudreaux: "Dang."
Submited by Larry Arton, Jeanerette


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Debbie wrote on Mar 28, 2009 1:57 PM: