Best shot in the bayou

One of the best marksmen in the FBI was on vacation, and passed through Loreauville on his way to go fishing.

He saw evidence of the most amazing shooting almost everywhere he looked. There were numerous bull's-eyes with the bullet hole in dead center on trees, on walls, and on fences.

The FBI man asked a man by the side of the road if he could meet the person responsible for this wonderful marksmanship. The man turned out to be a Mr. Boudreaux. The agent found Mr. Boudreaux in less than an hour.

"Mr. Boudreaux, this is the best marksmanship I have ever seen," said the FBI man. "How in the world do you do it?" "Mais, dat's easy shootin', Podnuh," said Boudreaux.. "I shoot first, den I draw me dem little circles after."